August 2012
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Two's a given.
speakupp:
There are two people you’ll meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most. You will meet these two people; it is a given. It is the third that you’ll never see...
iwillbeyourgoal:
i don’t need your sass today yahoo news
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finnickysecrets:
Don’t tell me that I’m the only one who makes little music videos in their head when they listen to music.
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crystalmeowth:
so yesterday in class we were taking our state tests and we couldn’t talk until everyone finished and everyone was done except for this kid juan and i looked at him and said “you are the only juan left” and i laughed so hard i snorted
My grandpa’s name is Juan and when ever my grandma calls his name, he says, “Two”.
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rhenpendragon:
what if karp removed the notes so that he can be all Amon-like and equalize us
like, takes away all popular posts’ notes so that we’re all eQuAL
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lokimenow:
adjectival:
not being able to see the note count on any of the posts on my dashboard makes me feel like i’m walking through a ghost town
IM SO SCARED WTF IS GOING ON
Lol I thought it was just me…
if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me i hope you find $20 on the ground today
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“Beneath my feet my own private earthquake registered an 8 when he was near.”
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Parents: Why are you always staying inside?
Me: - goes out-
Parents: Why are you always out?
Me: Should I stay in the middle of the door so that way you won't have to complain anymore if I go out or if I stay in.
Parents: Close the door.
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Watchcaptainominous:
videohall:
Velociraptor in Melbourne
FUCKING AUSTRALIA AS IF YOU DIDN”T HAVE ENOUGH COOL SHIT
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You've really got to hand it to short people.
ugotta-love-it:
Because they often can’t reach it
