June 2012
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bitch-pudding:
myspcefamous2012:
the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast
you could have at least said spoiler alert
dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
“I will remember your small room, the feel of you, the light in the window, your...”
– Charles Bukowski (via joshwaa-t)
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Watched “Blue Lagoon: The Awakening” on Lifetime the other night and that movie just has so many questionable moments…but other than that, I think the best thing about the movie was it’s soundtrack oh and I thought the guy was pretty hot too :)
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dorkrai:
benefits to dating me
we can cosplay together and be our otp
i’ll cuddle you and run my fingers through your hair
we can kiss and makeout
we can watch movies together and cuddle
we can derp around together
i’ll sing to you if you want me to whether you want me to or not
haha I love the last one.
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shiverelectric:
seventhbrother:
At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact
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cheeky-finn:
i love telling my mom “im done” because i just feel so dramatic and like a kardashian and she never knows how to reply
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Watchgem-ini:
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kindracantspell:
LITERALLY CRYING
OH MY GOD
OH THE TEARS THEY ARE REAL
a single tear escapes my eyelid and trickles down my cheek and falls in agony to the floor below where it splashes into crystaline droplets
WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR
...
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neyruto:
maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
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Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!
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lokimenow:
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lilcalcifer:
we found love in a mildly disappointing place
now you’re just somebody that i know by first name
tonight, we are average age
i walk this fairly populated road
that’s what makes you adequate
im moderately pleased you came
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andthatlittleblackdress:
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
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person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog.
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May 2012
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