Hope everyone’s having a wonderful day or night where ever you all may be :)
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
adamusprime: i’m going to write erotica for very shy people “s-should i take my shirt off?” “oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…” “uh, do…you want me to?” “well i mean…i dunno…”
gentle-insomnia: It annoys me how if you’re not good at Art or Music it’s okay because you’re just “not talented” in that area but if you’re not good at Science, Maths or English you’re “dumb”.
chekhov: Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
nintendofunclub: c0caino: Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
encourage: Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
Favorite part of Silver Linings Playbook is when they held hands and were like, “Wait. What’s this?” “I don’t know I thought you were doing it.” haha so cute :)
slendyrunawaywithme: shampoo for my real friends real poo for my sham friends
waking up: no