True story.

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(via sorry)

thebeatlesordie:

sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them

but then I remember beatlemania and…

how one time

a girl almost died

because she tried to

mail herself to the beatles in a huge box

beatlemania was and is

seriously

insane

(via sorry)

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via devinlefae)

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

(via kjiasaur)

Hope everyone’s having a wonderful day or night where ever you all may be :)